Right my ideal man: Firstly I think a pilot is the best bet or a chef, as I don’t want some smarmy business man who has more money than sense.

 

Pilots are educated but they like to drink, he should be a traditional man who says things like "When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No-one has ever collided with the sky” and maybe have a moustache. Think Ron Swanson. Although this isn’t key, I'm open to other professions.

 

My ideal man would have to like BBQ’s and wine, who doesn’t like this?

 

He would have to love reading and watching films (with a glass of wine). Wine is key!

 

He would need to not have a problem with watching Lord of the Rings trilogy back to back (extended edition at least once a month. He should also throw in phrases like “That is no orc horn” into everyday conversation or if at a BBQ “Meats back on the menu, boys. If it’s cloudy he can mix it up with "This is not the weather of the world, this is a device or Sauron’s making the Orcs have no love of sunlight"

 

He should be funny and chilled, he cannot be obsessed with playing any sport or “Training” ,actually I won’t mind if he likes to play golf and watch football, then I can go to the golf club and drink wine. Also going out on a boat is good.

 

He should enjoy food, and fine dining, maybe he will even wear flamboyant turquoise shoes? I’m partial to those. Mmm Lobster bisque. Mmm Foie Gras.

He should drive a 4 by 4 and like going camping, watersports and skiing. A good driver is also key and not someone who gets road rage that’s annoying, calm down.

He also needs to like traveling I like to go away minimum 3 times a year.

He should be witty and social. He should not be too needy. He can surprise me with cold Chablis and cheese boards.

 

He should not be judgemental.

 

For my birthday he should buy me goblets and Lord of the Ring memorabilia. “What say you?!”

 

Finally he must be Aragorn.